Excuse me???

i'm sorry jane, did i hear you right?
oh, that's what i thought you said.
but how in the world could you have thought that i had a good audition- i forgot all my lines and my song wasn't so hot?
that's so nice
oh, i know you aren't the kind of person to say nice things to people just to be nice... but i just well... i guess i needed to hear that... i just didn't want to look unprepared.
oh... thank you for saying that i am talented... i was beginning to wonder {smile} and you promise i didn't look unprepared.
{sigh of relief}
thanks jane.

ONE WEEK LATER...

oh i'm sorry jane, what was that? {putting the receiver back on the phone}
i'm sorry, having trouble with my hearing since this head cold is raging... i thought you said you wanted to call me back to read for the part of the Older Wendy...
oh you DID say that {flushed}
sure i can make the audition on monday october 29 and i will be prepared to tap dance and juggle penguins if you need me to!
oh, you didn't think that was funny, sorry.
well, yes... thank you jane

{to myself} were we really at the same audition???
who cares- I GOT A CALLBACK!!! YIPPEEE!